Jokes

[ReVoLuTiOn]

Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li,
Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Katrina
Kaif Ki Tasaweer Aur Girls K
Numbers Baramad Hoye
Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor
Ghuse Me Cheekha:
"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab

Kuch?
Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne
To Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!

[Master]

Marwadi on his death bed
Marwadi : ‘My dear wife, are you here?’

Wife : ‘Yes my dear, I am right here besides you’

Marwadi : ‘My dear Son Rinku, are you here?’

R?nku : ‘Yes papa, I am right here besides you’

Marwadi : ‘My dear daughter Pinky, are you here?’

Pinky : ‘Yes papa, I am right here besides you’

Marwadi : ‘My dear Brother Suraj Bhai, are you here?’

Suraj : ‘Yes Bhaiya, I am right here besides you’

Marwadi : ‘If everyone is here, then who the hell is at the shop?’