Jokes

[CONFUSED]

Shadi k dusre din beti apni maa se boli- "Aaj meri unse ladai ho gayi..."
Maa- "Beta shadi k baad to jhagde hote rahte hain"

Beti- "Wo to thik hai par... ab 'LAASH' ka kya karun??"

[CONFUSED]

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

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An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But
she-elephant went and got married to some other
elephant. So our elephant was very depressed One of
his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park
to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw.
But...... the
see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero
sing?????

See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!!

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Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad
deeds. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad
things which affected Ram's life, so he should
apologise to Ram.
He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan.
Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a
word..... Why ... What was he thinking ?????
.
.
. Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!!

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What is the height of technology ?????????
Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

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There are 2 hair on a bald man's head. They fall in
love with each other and
want to get married but cannot get married due to some
difficulty.. . Whats the difficulty ?
.
.
.
Under Indian Laws "BAL VIVAH" is illegal..... !!!!!!

[CopyCat]

Khidki se dekha to ....... Raaste per koi nahi tha !!!!!
Khidki se dekha to .......Raaste per koi nahi tha !!!!!
Raaste per jake dekha to.....
.........................
Khidki per Koi nahi tha......!

[Tushar]

[Lethal]

Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Pvt Company
Yes Papa
Any Motivation
No Papa
Many Tension
Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well
No Papa
Onsite Opportunity
No papa
Boss Ki Galiyan
Yes Papa

Increment?
Ha ha ha

[Tushar]

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.
...lolz

[Tushar]

[ABCD]

Nice One - Tushar

[MTG]

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform.

[v.r.s.nathan]

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya,

Wife - Koun Thi Wo?
Hus -Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi.