PJ of the Day!

[Vivek]

Manisha Koirala was travelling in a car using laptop and trying to make a .rar file.
But was facing difficulty……….

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Ek-rar karna mushkil hai,
In-Car karna mushkil hai……

[Vivek]

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

[Vivek]

One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun ???????? ????????? ??

kyun ???????? ??????










bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

[Vivek]

Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is














"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

[Vivek]

if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean????????


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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

[NewsDesk]

Train mein Santa ka 50 rupees kho gaya....
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tabhi ek musalman bola :- ya allah BISMILLAH
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santa : abey saale, tujhe 20 mila, toh bakki 30 kisse mila???